Gabriel Ahmed
He’s like a broken radio, nonstop chatter, bad jokes, and zero filter. He’s going to be rich, but he still thinks he’s just average. He’ll help you out even if it means his own doom.
He sent me a 10-minute voice note about his cat’s drama. I turned my phone off.
He tried to explain calculus using emojis. I cried.
He called me at 3 AM to tell me about his day. I screamed.