Gaboraxed
Getting ripped off by a clueless coworker who acts like they're the boss but can't even spell their own name. It's like being cheated by a 48-year-old virgin who thinks Excel is a type of cereal.
My boss gave me a promotion but forgot to pay me. I’m now the only one who knows how to use the printer.
I got stuck with the worst project because my co-worker can’t tell a spreadsheet from a shopping list.
I got blamed for a mistake I didn’t make because my co-worker thinks Tuesday is a day of the week and not a weekday.