Gaboholic
A person who can't stop talking about Gabi like she's the last slice of pizza and they're the only one who knows where it is.
I just saw Gabi at the mall and now I can't stop talking about her. She's like my ex but better.
Gabi's new haircut is the reason I haven't slept in three days. I'm serious.
If I don't text Gabi every hour, I get a headache and a side of shame.