gabnormal - A way of talking that sounds like a broken robot who also ha

A way of talking that sounds like a broken robot who also has a side hustle as a poet.

My teacher gabnormally said, 'I didn't fail you, I just gave you a B-minus for style.'

My crush gabnormally said, 'I didn't ignore you, I just had a moment of selective attention.'

My dog gabnormally barked, 'I'm not barking, I'm just having a musical conversation.'