Lorelai died in a coffee shop. Rory died in a limo. The town became a demonic auction house. Gablory was the movie. It was a disaster.

Rory got turned into a demon. Lorelai got turned into an auctioneer. The town got cursed. The movie was called Gablory. It sucked.

They made a movie about the death of Lorelai and Rory. It was called Gablory. It was the worst movie ever made.