Gabitu
A Gabitu is like a rockstar who can beat you up with one hand while making you cum with the other. He doesn’t just live life, he rips it apart and wears the pieces like a fancy suit.
Gabitu can make a sandwich look like a battle cry.
He once broke a table just to prove he could.
Gabitu is the reason I have a black eye and a hard-on at the same time.