Gabillionaire - Someone who thinks they’re rich, but they’re just confused a

Someone who thinks they’re rich, but they’re just confused and using made-up numbers to sound fancy.

'I’m a gabillionaire, and I still don’t know what a gabillion is.'

'My bank account says gabillion, but I can’t even buy a pizza.'

'Gabillionaire? I’m a gabillionaire, but I still owe my mom money.'