gabigirl
Gabigirl is a woman so good-looking and smart, she'll make you feel like a fool who just walked into a trap. She knows everything before you even say it.
He asked her out, and she said, 'I already knew your whole life.'
My cousin got roasted by a gabigirl for talking trash about her math skills.
She told him, 'You're like a kid who thinks he's cool, but I see through you.'