gabigirl
A gabigirl is a woman who looks like she just stepped out of a magazine, acts like she’s been there before, and knows your thoughts before you even say them. She’s got your brain on a plate and your heart in a microwave.
She texted him, 'I knew your whole life before you opened your mouth.'
My cousin got dumped by a gabigirl because he talked trash about her brain.
He said, 'You're like a kid who thinks he's a genius.'