gabez
A gabez is also a weirdo who lives in a computer world and forgets how to talk to real people. They eat chips for breakfast and don’t know what a sidewalk is.
I haven’t left my desk since 2017. I’ve only used the toilet twice. Once was an emergency.
I just got a pizza delivered. It’s my third meal today. I didn’t even remember my mom’s birthday.
I can fix a virus in 30 seconds. I can’t tie my shoes. That’s a problem.