gabez
A gabez is a creepy adult who tries to flirt with kids too young to know what they're doing. They’re like a grown-up version of a smelly lunchbox.
Hey, wanna go to the park? I’ll buy you ice cream… and then maybe some pizza.
You look cute today. Wanna come to my house and watch my cat vomit?
I saw you at the store. You’re my new favorite snack.