Gabetanium Steel
Gabetanium steel is like the holy grail of metals. It’s from Gabe’s blood and his perfect butt. It can’t be destroyed, unless Gabe decides to be a pain in the ass and fix it.
My H. E. V. suit is made of Gabetanium steel. I walked through a wall like it was made of dirt.
Gabe’s ass is so strong, it makes the crowbar immortal. I can’t even hurt it.
I tried to smash Gabetanium steel with my bare hands. I got a broken nose and a bruised ego.