Gaben's Sip
Gaben's Sip is when you log in and all your games start doing the 'I’ve been waiting for you' dance and you have to update them all.
I logged in and my games started doing the cha-cha and I had to update them all.
My Steam library is like a dance party and I’m the last one to know.
I just wanted to play my game but now it's like a group dance and I have to join.