gabenism
Gaben is a joke name for Gabe Newell. He’s a fat guy who delays games and can’t count to 3. He even had a fake email at Gaben@valvesoftware. com.
"Gaben is a fat guy who delays games for 9 years.", A fan on Reddit
“He can’t even count to 3.”, A meme about Gabe Newell
“Gaben@valvesoftware. com is fake.”, A message from a sinner