Gabening
Gaben is the god of PC games, and he’s so fat he could take over the whole Steam library just by blinking.
Gaben blinks, I buy 20 games, then spend $400 on a game I won’t play.
Gaben blinks, I buy 15 games, then spend $350 on a game I won’t play.
Gaben blinks, I buy 25 games, then spend $500 on a game I won’t play.