Gabe Saporta
A very loud, flamboyant manwhore. He sings for Cobra Starship and he hangs out with emo girls on a reality show. He wears hoodies and he’s always trying to meet fans.
'He’s the manwhore who wears hoodies and talks to fans like they’re his best friends.'
'He’s on that tour called Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking and I’m jealous.'
'He’s the guy who hangs out with that emo girl from Real World and I want to be him.'