Gabe Saporta
A 28-year-old guy from Uruguay who is in the band Cobra Starship. He’s super sexy, can dance like a beast, and he’s not a pedophile. He’s best friends with Pete Wentz and he and William Beckett are the cutest couple ever.
'He’s from Uruguay and he can dance like a beast.'
'He’s best friends with Pete Wentz and I can’t believe it.'
'He and William Beckett are the cutest couple and I want to be them.'