Gabe Newell
A giant hairy monster that lives in America and loves to eat pizza and wait for games.
Gabe Newell is the monster that eats pizza and makes us wait for Half-Life 3.
Gabe Newell is the hairy monster that runs Valve and hates the idea of finishing a game.
If you ever see a hairy monster in America, it's probably Gabe Newell.