Gabe Lowden
A Gabe Lowden is a skinny, cocky kid who thinks he's the best. He gets no bitches, but every dude wants to be him. He’s got a big dick and a seizure problem that hits during soccer.
He tried to flirt with my uncle and he got confused.
He fainted during a soccer game and got laughed at.
He sent me a DM that said 'u r the best' but it was full of typos.