Gabe Jim Cheese
A guy who’s half gay, half cheese, and completely useless. He drinks too much and screams at everything. He’s like a homeless man who thinks he’s rich. He has ideas so bad they make people dizzy. He’s the worst at racing games and stutters like a nervous chicken. He eats cheese, even if it’s imaginary.
Gabe said he was going to be rich. Now he’s stuck in a hotel lobby with a cheese sandwich.
He tried to explain his ideas. No one listened. They all left.
He stuttered so much during a race that he got disqualified.