Gabe James
A guy who thinks kids are the best thing since sliced bread but also thinks buttholes are the future. He can’t resist wearing a mankini like it’s a fashion statement.
He came to the school play wearing a mankini and a crown. The kids loved it. The teachers were confused.
He told my kid, 'Your butthole is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.' I didn’t believe him until he said it again.
He sent me a DM: 'I’m coming to your kid’s birthday. Bring snacks. And a butthole.'