Gabe Hoffman
A person who doesn’t have the sense to avoid death, named after Gabe Hoffman who died from bird poop; acts like Big Bird and doesn’t care what people say about them.
I got bird crap in my eye and didn’t even flinch, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.
I died from bird crap and still didn’t know what hit me, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.
I got called a dummy and just laughed, I’m a Gabe Hoffman.