Gabe Helmy
When someone says pineapple doesn't go on pizza and you flip out like your mom just told you your cat died.
You scream 'PINEAPPLE IS THE ONLY WAY' in a group chat at 2 AM.
You throw a pizza at a friend who said 'pineapple is a crime' and missed.
You DM a random person 'YOU HATE PINEAPPLE? I'LL KILL YOU.'