Gabe Helmy
A guy who thinks pineapples are better than his family and will do anything to prove it.
He says 'I WOULD RATHER BE MARRIED TO A PINEAPPLE THAN MY SISTER.'
He tells his mom 'I'D RATHER EAT A PINEAPPLE THAN YOU.'
He yells at his cat 'IF YOU DON'T LOSE WEIGHT, I'LL QUIT PINEAPPLE.'