Gabe Guy
When you take a normal conversation and turn it into a wrestling match.
You say 'I like pizza.' Gabe Guy: 'You think you like pizza? I’ve seen people cry over pepperoni.'
You ask 'How are you?' Gabe Guy: 'I’m fine. I’m just tired of being your friend.'
You say 'Let’s go.' Gabe Guy: 'Go? Why would I go? I like being here. I like being here a lot.'