You ask 'What’s your favorite color?' Gabe Guy: 'Why do you assume I have a favorite color? Maybe I hate all colors. Maybe I’m a color hater.'

You say 'I’m tired.' Gabe Guy: 'Tired? You’re just a bunch of lazy cells pretending to be a person.'

You say 'It’s raining.' Gabe Guy: 'Raining? That’s just the sky crying. What if it was laughing? What if it was screaming?'