Gabbyism
A stupid belief that eating lamb and duck is a crime. Lobsters sometimes get caught up in it too, probably because they’re too tired to argue.
Gabbyism is the stupidest religion ever. Ducks don’t deserve to be eaten.
I’m not eating lamb. It’s like eating a kid who just got grounded.
Lobsters are the only ones who don’t care. They’re too tired to complain.