Gabbyism
A messed-up way of life where people won’t touch lamb or duck because they’re too soft. Lobsters might be the only ones who don’t mind getting boiled.
Gabbyism is the reason I won’t eat duck. They look like they’re about to break down.
I’m not eating lamb because it’s like eating a sad kid.
Lobsters are the only ones who don’t care. They’re too busy being fancy.