gabby read
Gabby is a girl who can’t sit still and has the attention span of a goldfish. She’ll laugh at your jokes, but she’ll also probably throw a tantrum if you don’t give her candy. A Gabby Read hides her feelings and pretends she’s fine, but she’s probably crying inside.
Goldfish attention span? That’s a thing now?
I laughed, but I also threw a shoe.
I’m fine. I’m not crying. I’m just mad.