Gabby Barton
Gabby Barton is a walking highlight reel of bad decisions and unnecessary shopping sprees. She’s the kind of person who will spend all your lunch money on a new purse and then forget you exist.
Gabby: 'I’m going to buy a new purse even though I have five others.'
Gabby: 'You’re not cool enough to be my friend anymore. I’m with the cool kids now.'
Gabby: 'I’ll be your friend if you buy me a latte. Otherwise, I’m gone.'