Gabbonski
A Gabbonski is a human being who acts like they’re important but is just a loser who reads books and plays violin like it’s a job.
Gabby’s Instagram post: ‘I’m reading *Moby Dick* while you’re out here crying about your life. #GabbonskiVibes’
Gabby walks in with a violin and says, ‘I’m not a loser. I’m just not like you.’
Gabby: ‘I’m not a loser. I’m just a Gabbonski. That’s a title.’ Me: ‘It’s not a title. It’s a curse.’