gabbify
when you take something that's dull and make it so dumb it becomes a personal insult to your brain
The history of the Roman Empire? I gabbified it into 'Emperors had a big ego and then they died.'
My friend tried to explain why the sky is blue. I made it into a pizza fight between the sun and the clouds.
I turned algebra into a wrestling match between X and Y. X won. Y was confused.