gabbify
making something plain and obvious into something so stupid it feels like your brain is being stabbed with a glue stick
My teacher explained gravity. I gabbified it into 'Earth is a giant sneaker and we’re just stuck inside.'
I turned the Pythagorean theorem into a dance-off between 3, 4, and 5. 5 won because it was 'a little extra.'
My friend explained the water cycle. I turned it into a drama series called 'Rain’s Big Break'.