gabberblast
When someone starts talking nonstop and tells you every embarrassing story from their childhood, right when you first meet them.
My teacher started gabberblasting me the second I walked in. She told me about her ex who wore a banana hat.
At the bar, this guy told me his entire life story. I didn't even know his name.
My mom's friend gabberblasted me at the mall. She told me about her divorce and her weird pet goat.