Gabber on ye router - A shout from down under telling someone they're about to get

A shout from down under telling someone they're about to get buried online by a flood of nonsense.

Gabber on ye router! You're gonna get DDoS'd harder than a broken ladder.

Gabber on ye router! You're about to be flooded with nonsense like a soggy sock.

Gabber on ye router! You're about to get attacked like a grumpy koala.