gabbajack
A gabbajack is a tiny freak with no limbs who’s high on rhino pills and honey and thinks they’re a rock star.
My cousin's a gabbajack. He just screamed into a mic and threw honey at a wall.
I saw a gabbajack at the mall. He was dancing in a wheelchair and throwing rhino pills at a kid.
My teacher said I was a gabbajack if I didn’t stop talking during math.