gabbajack
A gabbajack is a short, limbless disaster who’s wasted on rhino pills and honey and thinks they’re cool.
My brother’s a gabbajack. He fell off a chair and tried to walk on his hands.
I saw a gabbajack at the park. He threw honey at a dog and screamed at a pigeon.
My mom said I was a gabbajack if I didn’t stop eating honey for breakfast.