gabbagoal
A spicy round ham that your nonna would throw you out of the house for not eating.
'I told my brother he was a gabbagoal, and now he won't stop texting me.'
'My nonna says I'm too lazy to eat gabbagoal. I'm not lazy, I'm just noble.'
'The gabbagoal at the deli is so spicy, it could wake up the dead.'