Gabazana
Gabazanas are loud, messy, and love to show off. They’ve got ears so big they could be used as a hat, and a face that looks like it was made by a drunk kid with a glue stick. Boys are into them at first, but then they run for their lives.
My friend’s girlfriend is a Gabazana and she once tried to dance in a microwave and it exploded.
At the market, a Gabazana bought 20 pancakes and still yelled at the seller for not giving her enough.
My dad said his ex was a Gabazana and she once threw a pancake at him during a church service.