Gabazana
A Gabazana is a woman who looks like she was born with a pancake stuck to her face. Her ears are the size of plates, and she can’t stand still. She’s the type who starts dancing but ends up falling over.
My neighbor is a Gabazana and she once tried to dance on a bus and made everyone spill their drinks.
At my aunt’s wedding, a Gabazana ate so many pancakes she couldn’t walk and had to be carried out.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a Gabazana and she tried to dance in the shower and it flooded the whole house.