gab lopez
A big, sweaty, pig of a man who thinks he's a stand-up comedian, but is just a loud, smelly twerp with a tiny noodle and hates everyone he calls a friend
Gab Lopez tried to tell a joke and it was worse than a math test
He brought up his 'one-incher' in the middle of a lunch break and no one cared
He said I was a 'bald rat' and I said he was a 'toaster with a attitude'