gaayen
a man who thinks kids are cute and spends his life trying to prove that to the world, even if it means being a total loser
He sent my friend’s brother a DM: 'Hey, you look like my brother’s crush.'
He tried to give my neighbor’s kid a candy bar and said, 'I’m a cool guy.'
He stood in the school hallway and asked my little brother if he wanted to be friends. Then he asked if he wanted to be *more* than friends.