Gaasebamp - Gaasebamp is the amount of emotional trash you’re throwing a

Gaasebamp is the amount of emotional trash you’re throwing around. Zero is calm. A thousand is like you just got fired and your ex texted you.

My teacher gave me detention. That’s 100 Gaasebamps.

I failed my math test and my mom found out. That’s 300 Gaasebamps.

My friend stole my lunch. That’s like 150 Gaasebamps.