gaaru maaru
a super rare and hot naruto character. he’s a vampire easter bunny who’ll throw your guts into the sun if you insult his eggs. his move is the sperm egg rhino fart elephant man kick, and it’ll make you scream like a baby.
He kicked me so hard, my brother turned into a chicken.
I said his eggs were ugly, and now I’m stuck in a microwave.
He ate my guts for saying his eggs looked like dog poop.