gaap - Stands for Grazing Area Above Penis. It’s the place where yo

Stands for Grazing Area Above Penis. It’s the place where your thoughts go when you’re trying to remember your password.

I was daydreaming about GAAP during math class and got called out by the principal.

My dad said, ‘You’re thinking about GAAP again, son.’

I told my crush I was distracted by GAAP, and now we’re dating.