Gaaaarmpony - a business that’s so broken it’s like it got hit by a truck

a business that’s so broken it’s like it got hit by a truck and then forgot how to walk

My work is a gaaaarmpony. It’s like it’s been through hell and came back as a zombie.

This store is a gaaaarmpony. I bought a bag of chips and got a broken calculator.

My company is a gaaaarmpony. They said I was a star, but I got fired.