GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
You think you’re the king of the track? You’re just a slippery, slimy, water-drinking, air-gulping, waste of time! You’re gonna redo that 10-minute race, and this time, you’re gonna be the laughing stock!
You ran like a toddler with a banana in each hand!
You tripped over your shoelaces and cried!
You ran so slow, you made the grass jealous!