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The female version is a fat cow who wears enough makeup to blind a horse. She'll ask you, 'What club you play for, boy?' and if you don't know, she'll laugh at you like you're a f***ing f***ot.
'What club you play for, boy?'
'You look like a f***ing f***ot with that amount of makeup on, boy.'
'I don't know what club you play for, but I know you're a f***ing f***ot.'