ga-boi
A grumpy old man at the gas station who smells like old pizza and smokes like he's trying to start a fire in your soul.
'Hey, ga-boi, you look like you've been crying over a broken toaster.'
'You steal my heart? I'll steal your last dollar and leave you with a goth witch who thinks eyeliner is a religion.'
'I'll take your heart, then I'll take your dignity, and then I'll take your last cigarette.'