G8 NOVA
G8 NOVA is a fake legend who uses excuses like 'it’s lag' and 'the game is broken.' He used to play Mario Kart Wii and made a clan that no one cares about anymore.
NOVA: 'The game is broken, bro! I didn’t lose, I was framed!' (he got 1st)
NOVA: 'I started Gothic 8nigma, so I’m the best.' (nobody joined)
NOVA: 'Lag, bro! Lag!' (he got hit by a Koopa)